Take my new girlfriend for example...
Miss Scott. A superb example of sexiness! Coming in at a sexy 9ft, this carbon fibre bombshell possesses a fine blend of flexibly and forgiving aggression. While pleasing to eye, to hold her means understanding that there is a serious side under that simple, no frills beauty. She's a hard worker and not scared to throw down a #12 line with accuracy.
Best of all, she loves to catch fish...
I could go on like this about new surfboards, cameras, reels and wheels!
I remember as a kid literally taking a new surfboard to bed for the night (at least until I was told by mom to stop being ridiculous, she'd be fine until morning) - that's how stoked I, and many other groms, would get about a new board.
So anyway, I've have just got a new girlfriend. She arrived in the post on Monday! So keen to give her a work out this weekend!
This is how I treat my toys - imagine if actually got a girlfriend :)
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